Thursday, November 29, 2012

HABARI ZA KIMATAIFA.


Umoja wa Mataifa waiunga mkono Palestina


Mahmoud Abbas
Hadhara Kuu ya Umoja wa Mataifa imepiga kura kuitambua Palestina kama mwanachama mwenye hadhi ya mwanachama asiye kuwa dola, huku Israel, Marekani na Canada zikiwa miongoni mwa mataifa yaliyopinga hatua hiyo. Baada ya hotuba kutolewa na kiongozi wa Palestina, Mahmoud Abbas, na Balozi wa Israel kwenye Umoja wa Mataifa, wajumbe 138 waliikubalia Palestina, 9 waliikatalia na 41 walijizuia kupiga kura zao, bila ya shaka zikiwemo Uingereza, Ujerumani na mataifa mengine kadhaa – mengi yao ya Ulaya.
Katika wakati ambapo mjadala kuhusu Muungano wa Tanzania umepamba moto visiwani Zanzibar, wachangiaji wengi kwenye mitandao ya kijamii waliokuwa wakifuatilia moja kwa moja Mkutano wa Hadhara Kuu ya Umoja wa Mataifa, wamesema kwamba “sasa ni zamu ya Zanzibar”, wakimaanisha kwamba ni wakati wa Zanzibar kujitoa kwenye Muungano na kuchukua kiti chake Umoja wa Mataifa. Hata hivyo, kura ya leo haimaanishi kwamba tayari Palestina imetambuliwa kuwa taifa na dola huru, ingawa ni muhimu sana kwa heshima yao na aibu kubwa kwa Israel na Marekani.
Balozi wa Marekani, Susane Rice, amelaumu hatua ya Hadhara Kuu kuipa hadhi ya uwanachama usio wa dola Palestina akisema kwamba haitabadilisha chochote kwenye  maisha ya Wapalestina. Katibu Mkuu wa Umoja wa Mataifa, Ban Ki-moon, alisema kwamba msimamo wake unabakia ule ule wa dola mbili huru, ya Israel na Palestina, lakini lazima mataifa hayo yaishi kwa amani.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

news

The Day Today

Chris Morris on The Day Today
Without doubt the most important satirical show of the 1990s.
The Day Today was the programme that - under writer/producer Armando Iannucci - launched the talents of  Patrick Marber, Doon Mackichan, Steve Coogan, Rebecca Front and, of course, Chris Morris firmly into the public eye.
Steve Coogan as Alan Partridge
It was a sign of the times that, where series such as That Was The Week That Was and Not the Nine O'Clock News dealt with current affairs, The Day Today focused with laser-like intensity upon the current affairs media.
Each episode was presented as a very real news programme, right down to the ludicrously overblown graphics that appeared between each item (whose creators had, incidentally, just finished designing the graphics for the ITN News) and was presided over by Chris Morris in the sneeringly macho style of a youthful Jeremy Paxman.
While Morris bellowed out news headlines about thefts of the pound and its replacement by an emergency currency based on the Queen's eggs, the rest of the show was delivered by a cast of news-programme stereotypes still instantly recognisable today.
Doon Mackichan as Collaterie Sisters
Collaterlie Sisters (Mackichan) was the epitome of the shoulder-padded business correspondent, bombarding viewers with unintelligible graphics and technobabble about the pound's decline on the Currency Kidney.
American Correspondent Barbara Wintergreen (Front) was the true stars-and-stripes-too-much-make-up-and-dodgy-puns reporter instantly recognisable from genuine US news coverage.
Economics correspondent Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan (Marber), meanwhile was uselessness personified, constantly blown away by the verbal grenades chucked at him by Morris from a great height.
Patrick Marber as Jacques Liveot
Add to this bearded eco-correspondent Rosie May (Front), the physical cartoons of rubber-faced Brant (Schneider), postmodernist French commentator Jacques "Jacques" Liverot (Marber) and, of course, the immortal sports-correspondent Alan Partridge (Coogan) plus stories about John Major's feud with the Queen, trapped passengers on a crashed train turning to paganism and a war between Hong Kong and Australia provoked by Morris and you have the makings of a comic legend.
The Day Today was undoubtedly brilliant but it was more than capable of being a little self-satisfied at times, exemplified by the plentiful in-jokes for the mediarati (such as Morris's "fact me until I fart" line in one episode) which must have mystified outsiders.
Again, where Chris Morris's later stitch-ups of politicians, pop stars and pundits on Brass Eye were fair game, watching him getting ordinary members of the public to say dumb-assed things in the show's regular "Speak Your Brains" Vox Pops can feel a lot like watching a smart public school sixth-former mocking the oiks.
Rebecca Front as Barbara Wintergreen
Being a satirical sketch show rather than a sitcom, the programme also lacked the emotional intelligence of successor programmes such as Knowing Me, Knowing You and I'm Alan Partridge. 
Despite such criticism, The Day Today brought some major figures of stage and screen to the nation's attention as well as defining the approach to satire for the next two decades - a record only comic icons like That Was The Week That Was and Not the Nine O'Clock News can match.
Not bad for a mere six episodes, eh?

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Monday, November 26, 2012

QASWIDAH VIDEO





COMOROS


VIDEO QUR-ANI



Masheikh mbalimbali wakisoma QUR-ANI

SURAT RAHMAN





 

Egyptian demonstrators break into the office of the Freedom and Justice Party, the political wing of the Muslim Brotherhood..  Tarek Fawzy, AP.
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Protesters set fire to an office belonging to the Muslim Brotherhood, the political party of Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi, in Alexandria.  Amira Mortada, AP
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Demonstrators in Alexandria beat a boy during clashes.  AFP/Getty Images
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Protesters attempt to break into a building used by supporters of Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi during fighting near Tahrir Square in Cairo.  Mohammed Asad AP
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 Supporters and opponents of Morsi battle in Alexandria.  Tarek Fawzy, AP
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Protesters throw stones.  Tarek Fawzy, AP.
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